Wanking simulator review

Remember the good old days of GTA 3 when one used to go out on the streets, find a place with a decent amount of humans and kill them all? Like, just for fun? A harmless way of reducing your stress levels, so satisfying in a weird way. Well, this game is something like that but instead of stealing cars, you’re wanking all the way.

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It’s an action game that combines a bit of the Sims, a bit of GTA’s feeling but wayyyy better!!! I mean you’re destroying the universe never felt so… satisfying, I’d say? It’s a new level of entertainment.

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I do believe that the creators of the game had one of those boring corporation jobs that just provokes you to do some real bad shit. I mean things like smashing the face of the colleague that always gets a promotion because licking the boss ass tastes so good. Or just use your stapler to make everyone shut up. So, ultimately they created their own revenge on society and they wanked on it.

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The game itself has a VR version with hilarious sound effects, like the fap effect for example. It makes it difficult sometimes to use one hand to play and one to wank, but when you do … does that feel gooood!! IMO this could be better than porn.

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Release stress mode: on!

are you over 18?