Happy new year, kinksters!
The world of porn is an endless source of entertainment. From high quality productions, to amateur hour exhibitionism, fetishes, kinks, there’s everything you can imagine. And then there’s the weird. Things nobody asked for, but got anyway. There’s porn parodies of movies, tv shows, books, stories, children’s shows (we’re looking at you, Spongeknob Squarenuts).
They’re all so charming, funny, unoriginal and stupid, that they may end up on your favorites list just for some giggles inbetween wanks.
We’ve touched the tip of the iceberg with weird porn parodies, but there’s so much more. There are so many unique and ridiculous porn parodies out there, that we can make over a thousand articles listing them (a few at a time) and still have stuff to write about.
And while it’s still early January and the new year is yet to set in, let’s look at some even weirder porn parodies with a glass of wine or a bottle of lube on the side. Because you never know.
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Well, lucky for you, Sandy, I’m a sponge. I’m filled with air! So…if you keep on sucking on me, you’ll be able to breathe.
Undoubtedly a work of art inspired by many drugs, this porn parody really is something. Oscars surely should be awarded to the pornstars taking part of this masterpiece, as I don’t know anyone who’d be able to keep a straight face following this script.
But this is a parody worth watching, if only to see how far porn studios are willing to go to make something work, even if it wasn’t worth the try in the first place.
Edward Penishands
Yes, they took it that far! The Tim Burton classic was revived into a tale of spook, 80s hairstyles and…penishands.
A full feature 90 minutes of WTF, this movie follows the arc of the original, with penises instead of scissors and an odd sex scene here and there.
Edward learns that all of his 3 penises should be loved equally, but everything else is questionable.
This is worth the watch, even though it’s very unlikely to give you a boner. It’s about education. Yes…education.
Also yes, there’s a scene of him cumming with all his 3 penises at once. No idea how, but he can.
The LAYGO Movie
Brought to you by the same geniuses who thought of the Spongebob parody, they must have thought to themselves that this will be their big break. Sadly, it’s not. But A for effort, I guess.
With most of these movies, I’m sure nobody is actually interested in the plot. I’m sure also nobody has ever been interested in how LEGO characters would fuck, but regardless, the team from WoodRocket was there to answer this question for us.
Thank you, next!
Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls
Nothing can escape the wrath of porn parodies, and Harry Potter stood no chance. This epic tale weaved with wands both leather and silicone, sees wizards using dildos to cast spells and charm their opponents.
I’m sure this is what she who must not be named (J.K.Whatever) intended when she first thought of the tale of our generation. She just wanted to market it to children, hence the wooden wands and stuff.
I know this because I’m psychic.
GTHAI Movie 15: Jurassic Porn
The park not open… But the bums yes fucked, please!
Gthai Movie 15 – Jurassic Porn : The Park Not Open puts all other porn parodies to shame, just in the show-stopping performance by an unnamed drag queen, a random dude and 4 cows in the background in the opening scene.
It later introduces the Dinosaurs, who look scary and extremely realistic. Especially the one whose head doesn’t match his body.
Do you know how you can tame dinosaurs? Play oriental belly dance music to them. I learned this from this movie.
The saddest part is that nobody got fucked by a dinosaur. So the cover of this movie lies. It’s all lies. Dinosaurs were decimated by a comet, just like how my dreams were decimated by Jurassic Porn: The Park Not Open. Why?
I legit wanna watch Gthai Porn Movie 1 to 14, because 15 gave me life.
Also..my face when I watch those weird porn parodies.
