Known and Fixed Issues – HH/GH

Hello all!
This topic is dedicated to update you on issues that are affecting the players.
Some of the issues have been reported via our ticketing system, Forum, Discord, and social media.
The “Known Issues” section is a list of all the issues which have been reported by players and the Tech team is currently working.
Please refer to this section to get the latest updates on the situation.
The “Fixed Issues ” section is a list of all the issues which have been resolved.
We hope you’ll find this topic useful.
Kind regards,
Kinkoid

 

Common & Known Issues:

 

  • Crosspromos
    • Some players can’t get the expected reward.
    • In such cases, we invite you to open a ticket to the Support team in order to unlock the reward

 

  • HH/GH Nutaku Not Working With Safari
    • If you want to play Harem Heroes / Gay Harem on Nutaku using Safari browser, you have to go to your Settings > Safari:
      1. Disable ‘Prevent Cross-Site Tracking
      2. Disable ‘Block All Cookies’

 

 

Last update of the list: 25.05.2022

Week 21

25.05.2022

 

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

 

Visual bugs:

  • The wrong amount of Potions is displayed in the PoV/PoG leaderboards
    • The number of potions displayed in both PoG andPoV leaderboards is inaccurate, depending on which of the Paths you were on before clicking on the leaderboard:
    • PoV – potions for PoV are shown on both leaderboards when opening the leaderboard page after opening the PoV page before.
    • PoG – potions for PoG are shown on both leaderboards when opening the leaderboard page after opening the PoG page before.
      • Status: Reported

 

Others:

  • N/A

 

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Pachinko can’t be played on certain accounts
    • After clicking on “play” in pachinko, the page fails to load the rewards
      • Status: Fixed
  • CxH – PoG is visible
    • PoG is visible but automatically closes if clicked on.
      • Status: Fixed
  • Awakening and Waifu selection not working
    • When awakening a recruit, the page does not load and has to be manually refreshed for the change to be visible
    • Selecting a homepage waifu does not function
      • Status: Fixed
  • HH – Players not receiving Bunny and Juliette
    • Some new players do not receive Bunny and Juliette or they disappear from their Harems
      • Status: Fixed
  • Koban spending confirmation in seasons
    • Koban spending confirmation in seasons doesn’t work if the player has more than 10 kisses
      • Status: Fixed
  • Combativity points in purchase disappearing
      • Status: Fixed

Week 20

18.05.2022

 

Functionality Issues:

 

  • Boss Bang is accessible despite not meeting the requirements
    • BB is accessible to players who do not meet level requirements or the number of recruits required
      • Status: Reported
  • Thrixxx and Eroges: Customer Support button
    • Clicking on the customer Support button opens another tab with the game
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • HH – Players not receiving Bunny and Juliette
    • Some new players do not receive Bunny and Juliette or they disappear from their Harems
      • Status: Fix in Progress

 

Visual bugs:

  • Missing PoV objective description
    • Missing objective description for Pachinko PoV Great Pachinko x1 game
      • Status: Reported

 

Others:

  • N/A

 

 

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Frames appear as double
    • Frame icon appears twice in reward sections
      • Status: Fixed

 

 

Week 19

11.05.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • N/A

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Legendary Contest reward not updating
    • The LC reward is not updated until claimed although the recruit has already been won in the previous LC
      • Status: Fixed

Week 18

04.05.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • Sexter album buttons
    • Album – when clicking on “<” or “>” buttons only display the first or the last image
      • Status: Fix in progress

        Sexter album fullscreen

    • Album – when opening an image in fullscreen, the bottom part of the image is cut off
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Monthly cards
    • Monthly card slots are still giving XP when a lower-tier card is purchased
      • Status: Fixed
  • [CxH] Arbadacabra Art
    • The 3rd pose of Arbadacabra appears with the wrong art (old art)
      • Status: Fixed
  • Pantheon reward information
    • Level 500 reward appears to show orbs as a reward instead of recruit shards
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • Daily Goals
    • Balance change for league Daily Goals breaks the interface
      • Status: Reported
  • [GH] Club leader can’t unmute club chat
      • Status: Reported
  • GH – World icons are moving during the sliding animation
      • Status: Reported

Week 17

27.04.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Koban spending confirmation in seasons
    • Koban spending confirmation in seasons doesn’t work if the player has more than 10 kisses
      • Status: Reported
  • CxH – Missions twice in-game
    • Players might have an event or daily missions appearing twice in-game
      • Status: Can’t be reproduced, waiting for more info if issue occurs again.

Visual bugs:

  • Legendary Contest reward not updating
    • The LC reward is not updated until claimed although the recruit has already been won in the previous LC
      • Status: Fix in progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • N/A

Week 16

20.04.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Monthly cards
    • Monthly card slots are still giving XP when a lower-tier card is purchased
      • Status: Fix in progress

Visual bugs:

  • Team statistics
    • The team statistics do not change after changing one of the girls in the team more than once
      • Status: Fix in progress
  • Ordgy days
    • Several blurry/too low character images appear in the “Orgy Day” event widget
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Tutorial for Clubs
    • “Clubs” tutorial is triggered when the player reaches level 5
      • Status: Fixed
  • Troll fights
    • New can’t accounts go past the first troll
      • Status: Fixed
  • Collect button
    • A blue line appears on the top part of the “Collect” button when you don’t have MC
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HH/GH] league character reward missing
    • The league character reward was not appearing after the new league began
      • Status: Fixed
  • Payments
    • The “back button” in the payments section was missing
      • Status: Fixed

Week 15

13.04.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • [CxH] Arbadacabra Art
    • The 3rd pose of Arbadacabra appears with the wrong art (old art)
      • Status: Reported
  • [HH/GH] Mission Event French language
    • When the game is set to French, the event mission description sometimes appears out of the blue border
      • Status: Reported
  • [GH] Avatar twice in the game
    • There is an avatar that is twice in the game and can be purchased twice
      • Status: Reported
  • Blurry portraits in grid view
    • Chosen portrait of girl appears as blurry when the Harem is set to grid view
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Missing back button in payments
    • The “return/back” button was missing from the payments page
      • Status: Fixed
  • BossBang
    • “Go to Harem” button is active even without claiming any shards from the event
      • Status: Fixed
  • No notification for points for spending gems 
      • Status: Fixed
        • After spending gems for Cumback Competition on the main server the notification now appears

Week 14

06.04.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • GH Avatar
    • Avatar is visible and purchasable twice within the game
      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • [HH/GH] Mission Event border
    • French language issue: Mission Event is out of the blue border when the game is set to French
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • CxH – Art rework
    • Reworked Girls appear with the wrong art
      • Status: Fixed
        • The girls now appear with the right reworked art. Please clear cache/cookies and log back in if they do not.
  • [HHtest] No notification for points for spending gems 
      • Status: Fixed
        • The notifications now appear on the test server when spending gems for Cumback Competition
  • HH Test quest
    • There are no images in quest “Inn Sider” and no energy consumption
      • Status: Fixed
        • The images and energy consumption appear

Week 13

30.03.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • HH Test quest
    • There are no images in quest “Inn Sider” and no energy consumption
      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • CxH – Art rework
    • Reworked Girls appear with the wrong art
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • HoH – 1 free game sign remains active after using free games
      • Status: Fixed
  • Settings menu opens
    • Opens when clicking on side of the screen
      • Status: Fixed
  • Champion impression requirements
    • The Second Stage of Champions requires fewer impressions than the first
      • Status: Cache issue, no fix required
  • PoV
    • Switching Tabs in PoV Widget Hides the Characters
      • Status: Fixed
  • Auto-fill button
    • The “Auto-Fill” button remains active when the team is full
      • Status: Fixed
  • HH Pantheon Text
    • Text misaligned in “Sex God Path” screen in DE, FR, IT
      • Status: Fixed
  • HH Test Cumback Contest
    • There is no Cumback contest
      • Status: Fixed

Week 12

24.03.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Champion impression requirements
    • The Second Stage of Champions requires fewer impressions than the first
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • New Avatars
    • Currently, we are not able to add new avatars to the games.
      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • N/A

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Legendary contest not starting
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HH, GH][Cumback Contests]Widget Does Not Show the Correct Starting Time.
      • Status: Fixed
  • All champions are unlocked for some users without having completed the previous Champion first tier
      • Status: Fixed but previously unlocked champions will remain unlocked

 

Week 11

16.03.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Tutorial for Clubs
    • “Clubs” tutorial is triggered when the player reaches level 5
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Visual bugs:

  • Pantheon reward information
    • Level 500 reward appears to show orbs as a reward instead of recruit shards
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Competition data not refreshing while on the page
    • If on the competition page and another player in the bracket is completing actions simultaneously, competition data will not be updated until the page is refreshed
      • Status: Works as intended
  • French – The timer bar in Leagues does not work.
    • If the game is set to French when consuming battle points in leagues, the bar does not reflect the actual number of battle points left.
      • Status: Fixed
  • Sorting by level not working correctly the first time you open Harem
      • Status: Fixed
  • Boss Bang
    • Ego bar not filled when using other languages than English
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HH/GH] Bad display of “losing page” after fight in leagues
      • Status: Fixed
  • Boss Bang
    • No team is selected after completing a win
      • Status: Fixed
  • Boss Bang
    • Event page characteristics are not accurate
      • Status: Fixed
  • Cumback Contests
    • Widget does not show the correct starting time

      • Status: Fixed

 

Week 10

09.03.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • [GH] Club leader can’t unmute club chat
    • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • Cumback Contests
    • Widget Does Not Show the Correct Starting Time

      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • Daily Goals
    • Balance change for league Daily Goals breaks the interface
      • Status: Reported
  • Grid with avatars moves to the left and empty avatar pages are left
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Mobile
    • Places of Power background is transparent
      • Status: Fixed
  • Sorting by level not working
    • Not working correctly the first time you open Harem
      • Status: Fixed
  • Some girls do not appear in the Harem
      • Status: Fixed

Week 9

02.03.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • [HHtest] No notification for points for spending gems 
      • Status: Fix in progress
  • BossBang
    • “Go to Harem” button is active even without claiming any shards from the event
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • [HH/GH] Bad display of “losing page” after fight in leagues
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • [CxH] No border on PoV event frame

      • Status: Fixed
  • HH Test Server
    • Monthly Cards are expired for some users
      • Status: Fixed
  • Bad display of Daily Goals interface
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HHTest] Season not working
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HH/GH/CxH] Screen freezes when players try to perform a battle
      • Status: Fixed
  • [HH/GH/CxH] Bad display of Daily Goals Border text and box
    • Issue appears only in FR
      • Status: Fixed

Week 8

23.02.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Settings menu opens
    • Opens when clicking on side of the screen
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Visual bugs:

  • [HHtest] Bang on Boss Bang leads to Cumback Contest event
      • Status: Reported
  • Boss Bang
    • Ego bar not filled when using other languages than English
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • PoV
    • Switching Tabs in PoV Widget Hides the Characters
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • HH Test Server
    • Monthly Cards are expired for some users
      • Status: Fixed
  • Bad display of Daily Goals interface
      • Status: Fixed

 

Week 7

16.02.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • Path of Attraction
    • Tooltip does not show seasons/leagues performances
      • Status: Reported
  • HoH – 1 free game sign remains active after using free games
      • Status: Reported
  • The awakening text box is too small for the text
      • Status: Fix in Progress

Others:

  • N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Classic Event
    • Not receiving a reward for completing all event missions
      • Status: Fixed
  • CxH FR – Adventure button description not translated
      • Status: Fixed
  • HH Nutaku iOS The UI Breaks After opening the menu
      • Status: Fixed
  • Wrong image and description for event pachinko items
      • Status: Fixed
  • Horney Heroes contains impossible daily goals
      • Status: Fixed
  • FR – Club stat bar not displaying correctly
      • Status: Fixed
  • Champions tutorial is triggered when already completed and blocks skip button
      • Status: Fixed
  • Daily Goals
    • Progress Bar Extends beyond final Chest
      • Status: Fixed

Week 6

09.02.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Horney Heroes
    • Some Impossible daily goals are displayed
      • Status: Reported
  • HH Nutaku iOS
    • The interface breaks after opening the menu. The top part of the interface is hidden and you can’t click on the elements
      • Status: Reported
  • HH – Game hangs on the loading screen for login
      • Status: Works as intended
  • All champions are unlocked for some users without having completed the previous Champion first tier
      • Status: Fix in progress

Visual bugs:

  • Daily Goals do not refresh after changing the language
      • Status: Reported
  • Sorting by level not working correctly the first time you open Harem
      • Status: Reported
  • POA – “Go to pachinko button” on “sell items” objective
      • Status: Fix in progress
  • Some girls do not appear in the Harem
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • Wrong image and description for event pachinko items
    • Items are still received but with different image and name
      • Status: Reported

Others:

  • Timers in daily missions are turned off when changing windows
        • Status: Fix in Progress

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

    • Nutaku iOS – Game breaks after turning the mobile device horizontally
        • Status: Fixed
    • Daily Goals timer is stuck and does not show the correct amount of time remaining
        • Status: Fixed
    • CxH – Prices of Mythical Boosters not lowered
        • Status: Fixed
    • CxH – Daily mission “Use Night-Club orbs” not translated
        • Status: Fixed

Week 5

02.02.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Potions for Daily Goals are not accounted for correctly
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • Energy Refill popup blocks quest progression
    • Occurs when using the keyboard to progress in the quest and then spamming the arrow key
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • HH Test Server
    • Monthly Cards are expired for some users
      • Status: Reported
  • CxH – Prices of Mythical Boosters not lowered
      • Status: Reported
  • Some girls added in profile are not registered
      • Status: Reported
  • iOS – Fullscreen function in the menu does not work
      • Status: Reported
  • Combativity points in purchase disappearing
      • Status: Reported
  • Champions tutorial is triggered when already completed
      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • Daily Goals
    • Progress Bar Extends beyond final Chest
      • Fix in Progress
  • POA – “Go to pachinko button” on “sell items” objective
      • Fix in Progress
  • French – The timer bar in Leagues does not work
      • Fix in Progress
  • Club stat bar not displaying correctly in French
      • Fix in Progress
  • Daily Goals timer is stuck and does not show the correct amount of time remaining
      • Status: Reported
  • Mobile
    • Places of Power background is transparent
      • Status: Fix in Progress
  • CxH – PoV price wrongly displayed
    • PoV price for unlocking Bonus reward is onthe same line as text
      • Status: Reported
  • French – Normal price in bundle offers is hidden
      • Status: Reported

Others:
N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

    • HH – New PoP girl missing as a reward
        • Status: Fixed
    • Awakening
      • Awakening does not provide level up points in “Contests”
        • Status: Fixed
    • [GH] Shoyu, Refias, and Avshin require thousands of exp to level up
      • Status: not a bug – requirements in xp even out
    • Ego bonus not displaying properly in pre-battle scene
      • Status: Fixed
    • PoV – Page is not refreshed after leveling up
      • Status: Fixed
    • French – The timer does not appear for 13/15 and 14/15  battle points left in leagues
      • Status: Fixed
    • Potions are not visually refreshed in PoV after obtaining shards
      • Status: Fixed
    • Seasons and Clubs buttons click area overlap
      • Status: Fixed

Week 4

27.01.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • N/A

Visual bugs:

  • GH – World icons are moving during the sliding animation
        • Status: Reported
  • Daily Goals
    • Progress Bar Extends beyond final Chest
        • Status: Reported
  • PoA – “Go to pachinko button” on “sell items” objective
        • Status: Reported
  • PoP – chest icon is oversized and blurry
      • Status: Reported

Others:
N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

    • Awakening: French text in the Harem is causing a spill
      • Status: Fixed
    • Awakening undone
      • Status: Fixed
    • Seasons not functioning for certain accounts
      • Status: Fixed
    • CXH – tutorial text not translated to French
      • Status: Fixed
    • HH – two season avatars set to free
      • Status: Fixed
    • HH and GH – Promotional bundles regular and promotional prices switched
      • Status: Fixed
    • HH Test Server – Double points awarded double points when fighting trolls for PoA
      • Status: Fixed

 

Week 3

19.01.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Nutaku iOS – Game breaks after turning the mobile device horizontally

      • Status: Reported
      • Fix in progress

Visual bugs:

  • Narcissism bonus not displaying properly
        • Status: Reported

Others:
N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

    • Awakening – Girl can’t be awakened
      • Status: Fixed
    • Path of Valor: Info button not working properly on Mobile
      • Status: Works as intended
    • PoV/PoA/Seasons
      • Status: Fixed
    • PoA: Faulty display of gems rewards
      • Status: Fixed
    • CXH – League points not counted
      • Status: Fixed

 

Week 2

12.01.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • Awakening – Girl can’t be awakened

    • When trying to awaken a girl, the awakening does not work and the girl remains un-awakened

      • Status: Reported

 

Visual bugs:

  • The Ego bonus is not applied for the display of statistics in the pre-battle pages

    • When beginning a battle, the ego bonus is not displayed before the battle and is only displayed and applied once the battle begins.
      • Status: Reported
  • French – The timer bar in Leagues does not work.
    • If the game is set to French when consuming battle points in leagues, the bar does not reflect the actual number of battle points left.
      • Status: Reported

  • [CxH] French – The timer does not appear for 13/15 and 14/15  battle points left in leagues

      • Status: Reported

Others:
N/A

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Seasons and Clubs buttons click area overlap has been fixed
    • Status: Fixed
  • Champion class icon not appearing on Stage 4 not fixed, works as intended.
    • Status: Intended

Week 1 07.01.2022

Functionality Issues:

  • PoV – Page is not refreshed after leveling up

    • When claiming XP from PoV rewards and leveling up, the page is not automatically refreshed and the claim button remains visible

      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • Potions are not visually refreshed in PoV after obtaining shards
    • When obtaining shards for girls in PoV, the potions are not updated correspondingly
      • Status: Reported
      • Fix in progress
  • Seasons and Clubs buttons click area overlap
      • Status: Reported
      • Fix in progress
  • Character out of frame in Mythical days when in French
    • French text causes the character to be cut out of the frame of the Mythical days event
      • Status: Reported
  • Champion class icon not appearing on Stage 4
    • The Champion Class Icon is broken when reaching 4th stage
      • Status: Reported

  • [CxH] No border on PoV event frame

      • Status: Fix in progress

Others:
N/A

Week 50  14.12.2021

 

Functionality Issues:

  • Path of Valor: Info button not working properly on Mobile
  • Status: Reported

 

  • [GH] Shoyu, Refias, and Avshin require thousands of exp to level up
    • Status: Reported
  • PoV/PoA/Seasons
    • Click on bonus rewards in the event widget, without unlocking the path reveals and unlocking reward animation
      • Visual issue, reward is not actually provided
      • Status: Reported

Visual bugs:

  • PoV/PoA/Seasons
    • Click on bonus rewards in the event widget, without unlocking the path reveals and unlocking reward animation
      • Visual issue, reward is not actually provided
      • Status: Reported
  • PoA: Faulty display of gems rewards
    • Status: Reported

 

  • Awakening: French text in the Harem is causing a spill
    • Status: Reported

 

  • No pop up when obtaining  Dolly from the leagues
    • Status: Reported

 

Others:
N/A

 

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Blurry and out of position HH/GH Characters in the Event Widget issue has been fixed
    • Status: Fixed

 

 

Week 49  01.12.2021

 

Functionality Issues:

  • PvP
    • The x1  Perform button stays grayed out, once you refill using the 50 or 10 x Perform button.
    • Status: reported

 

Visual bugs:

No pop up when obtaining  Dolly from the leagues

Others:
N/A

 

Fixed Issues & Bugs:

  • Prices for Legendary books cost more than displayed
    • Status: Fixed
  • Issue where Draft Orbs randomly disappeared has been Fixed!
  • Harmony stats are different in team selection and before you perform for Leagues and Seasons
    • Status: Fixed
  • Awakening not registered first time on  HH has been fixed

 

Week 48   01.12.2021

 

Functionality Issues:

  • On Nutaku the banner is hiding the top bar of the game.
    • Status: Reported

 

Visual bugs:

 

  • Visual issue where the grid with avatars moves to the left.
  • Status:Reported

 

 

Others:
N/A

 

Fixed Issues & Bugs

  • Seasons
    • Visual issue where Yemen being removed from the Seasons issue has been fixed.

      • Fixed Week #48

 

  • On GH some player were not able to see the free Awakening bundles
    • Fixed from #47

 

  • Market
    • Visual issue where items are wrongly displayed with a “x500″ the amount
      • Fixed

  • Status: Fixed from week #47

 

  • Gay Harem
    Rewards from Maro villain, Ninja Sacred

    • Item drops are displayed as x15 times the amount
    • Wrongly displayed rewards from Maro (The incorrect amount of items are not added to the inventory)
    • The actual amount received is 1
      • Status: Fixed
      • Reported Week #47

 

  • Harem optimization issues
    • Girls appear twice in the harem section
      • Reported Week #47
      • Fixed

 

  • Contest rewards
    Reward section displays the wrong amount of rewards – x25 

    • Reported on  Week #47
    • Status: Fixed

 

 

Week 47   24.11.2021

Functionality Issues:

 

  • Awakening
    • Awakening does not provide level up points in “Contests”
      • Status: Reported
      • Fix in progress 

 

Visual bugs:

 

Others:
N/A

 

 

Fixed Issues:

  • Login issues
    • Due to the SSO login system, some players have difficulties accessing the games. The issues are mostly linked to cookies domains
      • Status : Reported

 

Previously Fixed Issues:
  • Seasons x10 opponents aren’t sorted by mojo has been fixed
  • Koban spending notification does not work properly issue fixed
  • Fixed an issue where leveling a girl didn’t work on occasions
  • Issue where new players were not able to challenge villains, participate in PvP and progress in the Adventure has been fixed
  • Zodiac filter not working for other languages has been fixed
  • Mythical pachinko timer not functioning for August Event Promo issue has been fixed
  • Issue where the page was breaking during level up on season fight
  • Widget shards count for the mythic event has been fixed
  • Leagues using fight energy instead of challenge issue has been fixed (x15 issue)

 

 

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