Hi Kinksters!
The holidays are almost upon us. And in the spirit of giving and receiving, we thought we’d give you the gift of the weirdest, most awkward, but somehow still fun and sexy porn parodies.
There’s an entire world of porn parodies out there, of everything you can imagine, from E.T. to Harry Potter and the Sorting hat. There are no limits when it comes to porn parodies, but we sometimes wish there were.
Grab some hot chocolate (with or without rum), sit back and be amazed at the creative and weird minds of porn directors and weird people on the interwebs.
E.T. – Porn Home
We begin this list with a very obscure porn production. Not much is known about it, apart from it being a German production, which should already mean things are about to get weird. The main Protagonist in this piece of art, E.T. is sent to Earth by an unknown force which was probably friends with the dudes who made the voice-changing software. It informs E.T. that she should go to Earth and observe and learn about human culture, but warns her to be wary, as they don’t know if humans are dangerous.
In the first act, E.T. stumbles upon a victorian household (yes, this iteration of the classic story doesn’t take place in present times) and observes as a young married couple drinks their tea and has some small talk before engaging in sexual activities. While she observes them, hidden from sight, E.T. discovers that her punani is not designed only for going to the loo and has some…onani while watching the couple fuck.
In act 2 of this epic, E.T. musters the courage to reveal herself to the lady of the house and gets eaten out for the first time. The husband then stumbles upon his wife and the alien creature going at it and instead of getting a heart attack, he gets hard and joins in on the fun. The rest? The rest is history. You can find this epitome of weirdness on the internet. We won’t spoil the rest for you.
American Dad XXX
The question I often ask myself when stumbling upon porn parodies is – Who TF asked for this? Naturally, there’s supply wherever there’s demand, but I don’t realistically see anyone ever asking for an American Dad porn parody where Hayley has sex with Roger because she needs 1200$ for a wildlife protest. That’s some meta, next level sexual fantasy business. I can’t deny it was entertaining to watch, but I spent more time laughing at it than laughing with it. Porn and comedy don’t always mix, and American Dad XXX is a prime example for that.
The Walking Dead XXX
We all know and love porn, even though the situations people get in in porn movies are almost never realistic. And then we have The Walking Dead XXX, where nothing makes sense, but the actors are hot. Michonne and Daryl manage to run away from the saviors and find temporary shelter in an abandoned building that’s infested with walkers. They emphasize on how little time they have, as the saviors are approaching and can send backup any minute. In this life-threatening situation, Daryl professes his love for Michonne and they proceed to have a 30 something minute sex scene. The scene was hot, don’t get me wrong, but I can’t imagine the saviors waiting for them to finish fucking before they capture them. Or maybe they found them and were too busy jerking off.
It’s also crucial to the plot to note that after Michonne and Daryl cum, they dress up in torn clothing and proceed limping into a crowd of walkers. Maybe the scent of fresh sex is enough to keep the walkers at bay. Must test.
Promiscuous Hat
We can’t possibly compile a list of weird porn parodies and fanfiction and not add the infamous “Harry potter and the Sorting Hat” Fanfiction. Not much should be said about it, as it’s a prime example of inappropriateness. But we’ll add a small excerpt from the fanfic:
You can find it on the Interwebs.
